Pet Adoption Day Prints

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'