Pet Adoption Day Prints

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog Dreams

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'