Dog Adoption Anniversary Gifts

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

He Did It!

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog Dreams

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

Hush puppy.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I think he's lonely.'