Adoption Stories Gifts

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I'll admit it, this family reunion hasn't lived up to my expectations."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'