Adoption Stories Mugs

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I'll admit it, this family reunion hasn't lived up to my expectations."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'