Adoption Story Lovers Mugs

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"Foster failure"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Be kind"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Fairy tale

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"He was a rescue."