Adoption Reveal Mugs

'Kenny,your mother and I have decided it's time you knew the truth - you're adopted.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

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"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'