Adoption Revelation Gifts

"Oh, I forgot to tell you: I was adopted."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'