Adoption Agent Gifts

'Do you have any highways that Angelina Jolie or Madonna haven't adopted?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'I found him on the internet.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"They look so young and helpless."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'