Adoption Agency Staff Gifts

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

The Russians build another wall.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"They look so young and helpless."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"