Pet Adoption Agent Gifts

"Qualifications? I’ll love you, love you, love you forever and ever."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Foster failure

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Garbage Piñata

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"You're adopted."

Penny

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."