Pet Adopter Gifts

'Every year millions of dogs are enthanized, 'I sure wish dogs could adopt dogs,'

Kittens for sale.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"It's raining cats and dogs. I'm going to see if any of them will follow me home."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Foster failure

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Love a Mutt

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."