Pet Adopter Gifts

'Every year millions of dogs are enthanized, 'I sure wish dogs could adopt dogs,'

Kittens for sale.

"It's raining cats and dogs. I'm going to see if any of them will follow me home."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cling-On Dog