Animal Adoptors Gifts

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Love a Mutt

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cling-On Dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."