Pet Adoption Enthusiast Gifts

"Be kind"

"He was a rescue."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Foster failure

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Love Conquers All