Pet Adoption Counselor Gifts

Re-home Sweet Home

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Be kind"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."