Pet Adoption Counselor T-Shirts

Re-home Sweet Home

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Garbage Piñata

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"