Pet Adoption Agent Pillows

"Qualifications? I’ll love you, love you, love you forever and ever."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

Tourists and their Pets.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Be kind"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Penny

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Dogs

"You're adopted."