Adoption Agent Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I found him on the internet.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"