Adoption Advocacy Pillows

"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Gun laws US

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"We need a union!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."