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"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Trial by Media

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Foster failure

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Gun laws US

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"We need a union!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"