Animal Adopter Pillows

"They're free, but they ain't easy."

"Pick me!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Foster failure

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Love a Mutt

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."