Adoption Agency Staff Mugs

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

The Russians build another wall.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'