Animal Supporter Gifts

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

About this dependant of yours...

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

All the best

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Save the whales

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"He's a rescue."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

DIY Butchers

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.