Animal Therapy Supporter Gifts

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Lumbar support animal

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'It's good to talk.'

"Tell me about your programmer."

Patient jumps out of window.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."