Animal Therapy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Get a cat. The more you pet a cat, the lower your blood pressure becomes and the longer you both live.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Emotional Support Dog

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."