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Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

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"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'It's good to talk.'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

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Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'So your mother was sucked into the jet's engines - how did that make you feel?'

"I told her, 'I can support the household, or I can do stupid pet tricks, but I cannot do both'!"

"Leave the bowl."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"I miss real mountains."

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'