Animal Therapy Gifts

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I miss real mountains."

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

"It's a bit of a long shot, but have you ever considered a session on a hot tin roof?"

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'It's good to talk.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."