Animal-assisted Therapy Gifts

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Mr Met