Therapy Animals Gifts

Emotional Support Dog

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Oh, don't mind Eddie, he's just my emotional support pet."

"He's my emotional support dog."

Emotional Support Animals Can Be Very Smart and Helpful.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'