Therapy Animals Gifts

Emotional Support Dog

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"He's my emotional support dog."

Emotional Support Animals Can Be Very Smart and Helpful.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Kwazy Wabbits

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'