Animal Therapy Prints

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

"OK, you're not your owner's first pet and will never be the answer to a security question. How does that make you feel?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I miss real mountains."

'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

"It's a bit of a long shot, but have you ever considered a session on a hot tin roof?"

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Cat got your tongue?"

'It's good to talk.'