Animal Therapy Enthusiasts Pillows

'Get a cat. The more you pet a cat, the lower your blood pressure becomes and the longer you both live.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Pat My Dog $5

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Emotional Support Dog

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

'So your mother was sucked into the jet's engines - how did that make you feel?'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"The vet said his depression is due to directing hostile ambivalent feelings of loss toward the self...but that's the Freudian view."

"I'm afraid you can't divorce your cat just because you say she doesn't meet your emotional needs."

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"