Pet Therapy Enthusiast Pillows

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Kwazy Wabbits

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'