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"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Dog Jogger

'See what I mean, Doc?'