Animal Therapy Enthusiast Pillows

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"What is it about my being a dog that makes you uncomfortable?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Pat My Dog $5

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Cat got your tongue?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'