Pet Therapy Advocate Gifts

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'What's founder?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."