Pet Therapy Advocate Mugs

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'What's founder?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'It's good to talk.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."