Pet Advocate Gifts

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Beware! Skittish Dog.

Call to ban American Bully XL

Dogs have to have licenses but cats don't

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'We do require human references, if possible!'

'Next on Oprah - dogs who are sick of being stereotyped as man's best friend!'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'