Pet Justice Advocate Gifts

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Support group for sheep.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

The Golfing Accident

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"I have no thumbs."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

dog vs UFO...