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Dog hitch hiking for a good home

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Beware! Skittish Dog.

Call to ban American Bully XL

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'We do require human references, if possible!'

'Next on Oprah - dogs who are sick of being stereotyped as man's best friend!'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.