Dog Advocate Prints

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

XL Bully ban

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

Another argument to get a dog.

Another argument to get a dog.

Dog Care Gone Wrong

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'