Animal Advocacy Prints

'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

"Nothing we can do. The rat has been named the state rodent."

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Baby Pigskins

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Australia & California Wildlife Burned

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Support group for sheep.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...