Therapy Pet Advocate Gifts

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

The Golfing Accident

dog vs UFO...

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."