Animal Rescue Supporter Gifts

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

What's on the end of that lead?

'I don't believe it... there's our long lost Tiddles in that television studio!'

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

"She was a rescue."

Will mouse for cat nip!

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Save the whales

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

DIY Butchers

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'