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'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'It was the hand that fed us, you stupid dog! You should have eaten the food - not the hand!'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

DIY Butchers

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

So...who is your provider ?

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Will mouse for cat nip!