Animal Sanctuary Supporters Gifts

Extended Stay.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Pet Adoptions

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'How dumb can you get?'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

DIY Butchers

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."