Animal Welfare Supporters Gifts

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

Animal exploitation - cosmetics manufactured using animal byproducts.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

Foster failure

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Be kind"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Golfing Accident

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'