Animal Rights Supporters Gifts

Homeless dog wearing sign saying 'Former YouTube sensation."

'How dumb can you get?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"I have no thumbs."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"She wishes to range free!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Japanese Whaling

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Veggie Hall of Fame.