Animal Rights Champion Gifts

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"Bet the irony is lost on them that we'e all vegans."

'OK, stop all animal experiments now.'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Reservoir Cats.

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Earth Day Summit.

A smiling badger

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"She wishes to range free!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"I have no thumbs."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Save the unicorn.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'