Animal Rights Warrior Gifts

Circus bear in cage "Hello Amnesty International? I've been imprisoned without a trial."

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Call to ban American Bully XL

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'

Returning mink coats to the wild.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Foster failure

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Be kind"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I have no thumbs."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"