Pro-animal Supporter Gifts

DIY Butchers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How dumb can you get?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Where Pleather Comes From