Animal Conservation Supporter Gifts

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Bee flying to another flower.

"Tallyho!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"That's mine!"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Bang!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Anything to declare?'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'